I'll be listing a number of frequent customers. Mostly I won't use names (because I don't know them) so I've used excessively descriptive nicknames. If you're a frequent customer and don't see yourself on this list, don't think I don't recognize you, it just means these people are noteworthy for some reason. If you are someone from this list, please don't take offense. I'm merely trying to be a transparent eye. So to kick it off...
Little's staff:
Kim- owner, ruthless yet kind, good to have on your side
Sue- Kim's wife, funny (perhaps unknowingly), sweetheart
Mike- manager, meticulous, numbers man
James- beer guy, Mike's brother, genuine
Will- cashier, experienced, funny
Andy- cashier, straight-laced, a bit shy
Matt- me, attractive, strong/silent, intelligent
Jeff- cashier, new guy, unknown
Max's Customers/Staff:
Soda- thick sideburns, Pabst jacket, bouncer?
guy that looks like Mitch Hedberg- owns a Vespa, cool
other random Max's employees
High Priestess Staff:
Tall guy with guages- likes Orbit wintermint, almost annoyingly nice
Cute girl with tattoos- flirty?, looks younger than she probably is
Tall guy with guages' lacky- buys his gum
Guy with Pabst hat- I have the same one, cool
Shorter guy with guages- really into whatever I say, but not in a weird way
Other Random Staff Members from Local Businesses:
Aaliyah Brothers guys- kind of old, tradesmen
Tall old guy with sweet moustache- buys a 22 of Bud and that's it, always
Guy from Bijou Theater- way too friendly, but still nice
College Students:
Girl with nose piercing- cute, raspy voice
Girl who always buys fortune cookies- cute, always buys fortune cookies
ok the rest are kind of boring so I'll cut to the exciting portion...
Transients (or homeless people, bums, whichever you prefer):
The guy who always buys four maxed
The lady who mumbles so much that it sounds like she's speaking something other than English
Carrie- (Crazy Carrie) red head, veteran?, not allowed in the store
My favorite transient- I don't know his name but I want to call him Joe, always alone, friendly, appears to make a profit from the cans he returns
Frogg- yes, the same Frogg who sells the "world's funniest joke books" on 13th
Sweet Pea- decent fella, makes artwork, follows Oregon sports, nice guy
Pepper- gay?, transgender? not quite sure, probably going away for a while...
UPDATE: NAKED MAN SPOTTED OUTSIDE THE STORE
I look outside and catch more than an eye-ful of a tripped out college student wearing his birthday suit. So, like any rational cashier, I open the door and politely ask him to put some clothes on. Ten minutes later I spot him outside Max's next door. He followed my orders as if he were a stubborn 2-year-old. He put on an apron. That's it. And not the kind that goes all the way around... I really hope he leaves.
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